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Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,
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Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,
Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,
Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,
Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
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1 pathan or uski
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe
to driver ne shisha set kiya
pathan chillaya or bola
tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai
tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
mobile me khudkash bomb hamla
NEWS
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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U
Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?
All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,
Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi
BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,
HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki
DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
yeh mere kahani...??
yeh mere kahani...??
yeh mere kahani...??
bakee kul sunao ga...heheh
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou.
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Why Did Lady Throw
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Bcoz..
Baba Ramdev Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Do U Know The Rules
Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??
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Nahi Pata.
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Ok
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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->
a great japanese proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
Aik jagah se
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.
Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?
Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
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