HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….