Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,

Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,

Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,


Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,


Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
  

May, 19 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     3323 views       Funny

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Once A Journalist Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti

Hoon... :P ;->
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->
A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)