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May, 13 2010 97 chars (1 sms) 2288 views Funny

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Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

way gujra way way gujra way.

Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.

B.V Lani hai

B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,

J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.

Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

Dil mein maangi thi

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)

Q: Wat do you call

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour.............

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

breakup tips ho

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??

Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:

I LOVE U TOO

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