''Duniya Se Jo Dare

''Duniya Se Jo Dare
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''
  

May, 24 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     1871 views       Funny

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,
Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?
Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,
Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,
Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!
Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.
Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,
Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,
Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,
Sada Muskurate Raha Karo
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->


Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...


PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->