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Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Q: What is the Indian
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
A Memon On Death Bed..
A Memon On Death Bed..
My Wife Where r U ?
Wife : Yes I''m Here
Memon :My Children r U All Here ?
Yes Papa ...
Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
Teacher: If u have
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
On Television
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
Once Pathan Goes
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...
jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.
Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
Women have a passion for mathematics.
Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega
FATHER:
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
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