1st Man:"Main Muree

1st Man:"Main Muree
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
  

May, 19 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2057 views       Funny

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Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.
You''re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you''re getting to be an old guy.
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?


2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main

Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main

Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .

HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)