Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house



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Knocks de door.


Gulabo:kon?


Sardar:mein!


Gulabo:mein kon?












Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->
  

May, 19 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2469 views       Funny

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