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Old man walkng on
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Old man walkng on
Old man walkng on
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell
Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?
Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
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May, 19 2010
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Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
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AuR
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LaRki Oh My GoD!
PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->
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O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
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Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
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Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.
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Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
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U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
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But
I can''t be with u always.
So
plz,Take Care of yourself
when
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Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
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Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
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ISRO..?
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