Eid zaroor aata haai

Eid zaroor aata haai
pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai
dost:wo kya?
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pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai
  

Jul, 15 2014     142 chars (1 sms)     3502 views       Funny

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Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest





Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
Pee...peeeeeeep....



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Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?




I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Hamei tu

Sms

ne Loota

Call

Main Kaha

Dum Tha

Mere

Sms

Waha Ponchay

Jaha Balance

Kam tha.
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
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