Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
  

May, 24 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2796 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai


Bachon ki NAHI.
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

Choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
We Say We Luv Flowers,Yet We Pluck Dem.

We Say We Luv Trees,Yet We Cut Dem.

& We Still Wonder Y Sum R Afraid

Wen Dey R Told Dey R Luved

Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?


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Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
U r

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those

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coz

its

fun

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eyes

goes

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