Height Of Dramay Bazii

Height Of Dramay Bazii

" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "

" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "

" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "

May, 18 2010 107 chars (1 sms) 2069 views Funny

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Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''

Girl Said: ''''NO''''

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->

U r BEST Heart Surgeon

U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOCTOR:
Khy?

Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

jab koi baat bigad jae

Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh

toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

Shaadi kernay aur mobile

Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

ap nay pichlay sal eid par

Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

ONE DAY A MAN

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah

Sardar car ki

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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Height Of Dramay Bazii

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