Kasam Se 20000000000

Kasam Se 20000000000
Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do
  

May, 17 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     2533 views       Funny

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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
Is A male or female????

















socho





Socho


Female
















Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.


WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz