Kasam Se 20000000000

Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

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May, 17 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 2414 views Funny

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Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K

Wahan

Mujhe

PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(

Wh8''s the difference

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

Repeat these lines

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

Job Question

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

VodAFone wALon

VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,

Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,

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JÃ¤N!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->

Our education system

Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!

student''s problem

student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.

RehMan MaLik Ne

RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.

B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":

WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.

Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!

mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...

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Kasam Se 20000000000

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