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May, 17 2010
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chataak fataak
chataak
fataak
dhisoom
bhishoom
dhoom
dhadaak
beat diya..........;->
Girl anounced her
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
Sardi ka ek Faida hai.
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple
Garmi nhi lagti.
A B C D E F G
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B
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F
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,
Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,
Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,
Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly
or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena
mery dost that u r in LOVE...
One Manb read a Board
One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."
Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,
"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
A Gun Can Kill Sum1
A Gun Can Kill Sum1
Fire an Burn Sum1
Wind Can Chill
Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart
But
Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..
KeEp iNg
Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
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Its= " W "
WOMAN- W
COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
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