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mere boovay aggay potti kinnay

Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?

Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)

Chand Or Main..

Chand
Or
Main..

Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..

Wo Asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe Akela..

Wo Roshni Mangay
Suraj Se..

Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.S.C?

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

im so proud of myself

I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !

best shair written on a rickshaw !

"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D

Agr teen Din TK

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)

*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

Yah SMS Krnay

Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ

Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!

When a newly

When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

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