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May, 17 2010
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Ek Rat Husband
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya
Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi
Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye
Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
aik pathan road pe p
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.
Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:
"Saboot To Utha Loa"
A person who surrenders
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe
FARAZ!!
Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
If U Hve Any Problem
If U Hve Any Problem
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:
If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !
Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Create Problem
Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
''In this time of no sugar
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
its free :)''
Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye
Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye
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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?
"Dhobi."
Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
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