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Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
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Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya
Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty
Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna
Bahut Smell Ati Hain
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May, 18 2010
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Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???
Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???
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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley
Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala
Hum Aaye
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...
A.T.M CARD
Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It
Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U
Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U
U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->
Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....
ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
maantay hain lahore lahore
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Boy friend is fun,
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
Lub khamosh ho jate
Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
dua karo k meri umar lambi ho
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
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