a fact about women

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

May, 06 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2397 views Funny

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"Every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

Machar ne jo katha

Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.

It''s Sad For A Girl

It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)

Q: Ghairat kia hai.

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?

A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->

KHUSH KISMAT HAIN

KHUSH KISMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDAT SE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT SE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)

Ek khan zameen per

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

o my gaad lacoste

One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,

she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

Karachi''s Girls.

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

Fight between teeth & tongue;

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;

teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D

.7.... ..8... ...6..

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..8...
...6..

(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)

Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??

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