Pakistani And American A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''
