A Black Guy Was

A Black Guy Was
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
  

May, 14 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     1853 views       Funny

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Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)


Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:


Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he


Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.