''bethay thay

''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz

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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''

May, 24 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 2425 views Funny

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Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

Roses r red,

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.

yar ma na suna ha k

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

''Udhar aap majboor

''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''

PLz Pray For Me

PLz Pray For Me

I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL

As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More

CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)

Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->

girlagr tmhe mjsy s

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

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''bethay thay

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