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''bethay thay
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''bethay thay
''bethay thay
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
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May, 24 2010
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New Exciting
New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1
"AATE"
Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡
Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,
Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Husband: Dekho Mujhe
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .
Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
''Kuch tey perday
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
pathan naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
10,15 Dino Me Logon
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,
ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,
Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
3 saal k bachay ki definition
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
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S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
physics teacher now
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !
PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
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