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2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy
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2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
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May, 12 2010
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How 2 catch squirrels?
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
aj, kal, harpal
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wo kia cheez hy jo
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
Guess??
Come On Yar?
Sakoon
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Some Funny
Signboards ...
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"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
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@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
Which Department
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing
BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...
BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...
!
kaise?
?
?
?
nahi pata?
?
main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:
Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha
Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.
Tajj Mehal dekh
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
Jab koi baat bigad jae
Jab koi baat bigad jae
jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
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