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Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
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Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
maantay hain lahore lahore
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
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