eik aadmi :

eik aadmi :
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''


Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2067 views       Funny

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Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->


Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)