Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
  

May, 25 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2409 views       Funny

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Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?


Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani

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Donoo Mar Gaye

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Khattam Khanai

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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,






SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*







EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
APKI BATAIN...




APKI BOLI...




APKA STYLE...




APKA CHALNA...




APKI SMILE...





APKA SHARMANA...





APKI ADAA...





.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........





KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
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Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

























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