Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
  

May, 25 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2285 views       Funny

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Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)
Why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai


Janta Hai Kiya ??

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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Mor
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........