What is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

May, 13 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 3919 views Funny

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*JOKE*

*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

The Secret Of Staying Young

The Secret Of Staying Young

Is To

Live Honestly. . .

Eat Slowly. . .

&

Lie About Your Age. . . ;->

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->

Plz Is SMS Ko Itna Send Kro

Plz Is SMS Ko Itna
Send Kro k Meri Honay
Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch
Jaye

" Jaan Tum Kahan
Rehti Ho
Apna Adress Tou
Bata Do ... "

Plz Meri Madad Kare''n
=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->

Friends Are like

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????

simple!!

aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de

Wy do the number

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?

When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->

ek pathan jab hum

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->

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What is love?

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