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jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
sTuDeNt:MiSs
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?
TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki
StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
student yaar dho
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
Oopar aasman hai
Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Wo kOn c Movie Hai
Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..
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"MR.BEAN" ;->
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"
Lady:Y?
Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
can u read it fast
can u read fast in english !
MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
Actualy Chemicaly Physicaly
Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
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"SO pagal
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?
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Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:
Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
pathan to pessenger
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
There is night so we
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.
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