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jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
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I''ve written a poem
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Sceince kehti hai
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.
Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
yai dunia kia hai
yai dunia kia hai
?
?
?
gum kadarya hai....
toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
mein b katrina ko b ly aaon
Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..
.
.
mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->
Mat doondna mujhe
Mat doondna mujhe
duniya kitanhaai me
..
..
..
kyon ki
thand bahut hai
.
..
...
Hum honge
sirf aur sirf
apni RAZaaI mein.
yar maachis kahaan hai?
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
think about yoursel
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To
r u sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
An Interesting Line
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:
"If You Are Able To See This,
Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
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