one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."