Sardar wins 20

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

May, 26 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2277 views Funny

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AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->

A boy fell in love.

A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

Woh uske karib gia or pyar

se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->

samajh to tum gaye ho

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

Kash ye faasle na hote,

Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate... ;->

"same as abovE"

Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia

"same as abovE"... ;->

Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

God has given many qualities to you,

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

physics teacher now

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

panjwein din honee lardai

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.

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