NURSE kept SARDAR’S

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

May, 26 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 2028 views Funny

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