NURSE kept SARDAR’S

NURSE kept SARDAR’S
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
  

May, 26 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     2229 views       Funny

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Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->
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Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
A.O.A!

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