Once an angle came

Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

May, 24 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 1830 views Funny

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1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white

1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"

Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:

:King Size Filter"

Thr Was An Old Man

Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man

WHY?

His Name Was Peter Park-Ker

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

4 things bOys dO in exam hal

4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

''Jo log garm pani m ''

''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

think guys

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Young Son:

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son daadi ap kya tv

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon

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"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

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