A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...... Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!! ... Junior: no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
