Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.