Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.


Aur Bola:


Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     3140 views       Funny

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