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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
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Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
badboo aap ne maari hai
Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..
Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!
marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..
sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
Boy U r d Sunshine
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Q?
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
LOVE IS LIFE
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,
it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,
with some loss of energy time & Money".
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