Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,