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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
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Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
What A Dialogue!! :D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
.
.
.
Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
''hum mast hain apni
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Toh Thode
Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
Dentist Ki Beti B.F
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
source of vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Tim Tim Kerde Taare
Na Koi Msg
Na Koi Bell
Ki Gal Ae Pyare
Kyun ?
Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
Rule The HELL
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
Teacher asks students.
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
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