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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
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Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)
Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?
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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai Zamane Ki,
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,
Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,
SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
sardar ka radio
Sardar radio thek krwany gya
.
dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
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,
Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
"Enter Ur PIN"
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
Funny Friendship Sms
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:
Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?
Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:
Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.
Miss u my frnd.
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
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Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
ghar ma mera hi hukam chlta hy
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
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