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What is the advantage for unmarried people
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What is the advantage for unmarried people
What is the advantage for unmarried people
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
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May, 13 2010
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Mosam shabab ka,
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
if columbus had been a married
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
1 pathen n other
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Congratulation!
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
enter ur pin
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .
Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol
Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol
Aur
Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
Nokrani
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.
Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?
Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .
Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
The most rommantic country of the world?
The most rommantic country of the world?
guess!
pakistan
u know y?
har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
"The powers of mind
"The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
they illuminate"
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Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn ur boo
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