Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
  

May, 25 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3345 views       Funny

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Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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