Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
  

May, 25 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3292 views       Funny

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A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





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A Few Years Latter
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
In Pakistan Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet HamY

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga