Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
student''s problem
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yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
