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Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->
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''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''
Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,
jab ap ho or mai ho,
or humary,
Choty choty
pyary pyara
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shararti shararti
!Sms!Hon!
Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo
Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo
agley haftey doongi
Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
Ek Pathan:
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
Dont buy Land Cruisers.
Dont buy Land Cruisers.
They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.
Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING
-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .
-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .
WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .
BECAUSE............................?
" Empty Things Break Easily "
Pyar Me Aur Photograph
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?
D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
On Television
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
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