Ustad:

Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi

Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...

Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->

May, 17 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2874 views Funny

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Practice makes man perfect.

Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota

Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota

Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->

1 bhoot dusre bhoot

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
:D

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

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10.

BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 2:Aasman par

Pehla:Abay shit yar

Doosra:kia hua?

Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

Socho Yaar....

Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

ill always remember

I''ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don''t Know What I''d Do,

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

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