the most unfulfilled

the most unfulfilled

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
  

May, 06 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     1982 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .


Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman


Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......



just sit down.......





relax......




take a deep breath.....



n wait




just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
Fact ...

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….