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Walk In Ur Own Path,
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Walk In Ur Own Path,
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Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
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May, 14 2010
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Larki: mein shadi k
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
Supply Plz
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )
Part 2
Part 2
iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.
Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein
"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"
Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.
Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,
Meri Ujrat..?
Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Aey Phool yeh
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!
K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,
SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....
R U SURA?????
U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
din raat sms kr kr k
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,
Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Creatively Challenged ?
Artistically Void ?
Socially Hopeless ???
And
Financially Desprate ....????
Congrates You Are A
PAKISTANI .... ;->
Famous saying-
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
Unfortunately earth is Round!!
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
.
.
.
But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
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