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Walk In Ur Own Path,
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Walk In Ur Own Path,
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say
Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
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May, 14 2010
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''Who said english is easy???
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
Keeping A Place For Me
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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Mite B Dangerous
Coz Ppl Say . . .
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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->
Urgent msg to all..
Urgent msg to all..
if anyone want to donate their eyes..
plz contact.
Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“
“Netra daan maha daan“
Saw A Dream Last Nite
Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na
most iraqis think t
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He
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MISSED .. ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)
Aus won the toss & decided to bat first
AUS V/s Pak
AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)
(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
Welcome To My Friendship World
Welcome To My Friendship World
Press 6 For Help
Press 3 For Money
Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
Press All Previous Number To Call Me!
Pathan
Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet
a man kills a deer n
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..
he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"
son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
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