Arz Kia Hai...

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

May, 14 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 1888 views Funny

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