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It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It







Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     201 chars (2 sms)     2118 views       Funny

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...






Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,





Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,




Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,




Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,






"I MISS U"
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!


Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.




Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)