Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2803 views Funny

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Ali : Mama main bara

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Zara ghor frmain...

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............

"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"

Eyes Signs :

Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...

Treatment :

Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->

Bata Has Announced

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . .

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?

Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->

You r a dog.

You r a dog.

kiyon bura kaga na???

tarr bura mat mano

Dog means
O=of
G=Girls

Now u r smilling

Haans raha hai

Kutta kahin ka!...->

Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ek pedh pe do kabootar,

Ab who kha kar
rahe the??

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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->

''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch

''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''

InTErNATioNAL

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

NEWS ALERT !!

NEWS ALERT !!

Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna

Q
K

City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

Today is GABBER SINGH''s

Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)

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Five year old girl

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