Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 1980 views Funny

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"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
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! Aa !
!_ta_ !

Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Acha

Tareef ke qabil

Pyara dikhne wala

Sweet

Smart

Chand se pyara

Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai

main hoon naa.->

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma

All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz

~SPORTS NEWS~

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

Tab tak pyar se

Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

Difference Between

Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-

Today is Newspaper,

Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

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