Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2921 views       Funny

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa




Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency

What do u want to do...?
BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
OBAMA BALOCH.
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->