Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2633 views Funny

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Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))

Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh

Cockroach Hai..!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

If i had A Camera..

If i had A Camera..
I Would Snap Ur

Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
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to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)

Teacher: Harbhajan

Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

love inspires envy

Love inspires Envy.

Envy endangers Spite.

Spite spawns Fallacies.

Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)

All flowerz don''t

All flowerz don''t represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can''t speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can''t read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

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Five year old girl

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