Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2409 views Funny

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Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

2000 mai bachay parhtay thy

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

what kind of car dr

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

doctor to a kid ha

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

10 things i like about you :-

10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->

One Sardar needed

One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t

The best way to releave stress is

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Aaj kal ki larkiyan

Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..

Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,

Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P

ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja

Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"

Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)

New rules of life for 2008

New rules of life for 2008
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

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Five year old girl

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