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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Husband aur Wife Hotel
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...
Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...
Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
"OEYEEEEE"
"OEYEEEEE"
Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?
Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)
Love in France IS A COMEDY
Love in France IS A COMEDY
In England A TRAGEDY
In Italy A WONDER!
In Germany A DRAMA
But
In PAK LOve is a
"National Game"
HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS:
Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
jawani aur barhapa
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience
Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.
main kam per ja rah hoon
Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.
Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.
Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.
B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
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