Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2181 views       Funny

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Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style



Tumhara Sub Kuch


Sub se HuT ker hy


Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy


ChaL HuT . . . ;->
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.

4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)
''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja

''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?

Meinay kaha

''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY