Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2862 views Funny

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''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

Baap: Beti tum muje

Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

Modern Dictionary:

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Ek aadmi raat ko 3

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

Wen a black cat falls

Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say

Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say

MEeeaAOOon;-)

Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

B''coz

Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->

Mera Dost

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-

Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari

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