Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 3328 views Funny

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Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

boy my gf broke up

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
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:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

Meri parosan chaat pr i

Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...

Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!

Baap re baap

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

Pani mai whiskey wilao

Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>

ek hair transplant k

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai

Hello..!

Hello..!

This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service

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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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Hope The Goal is Achieved...

Thank You..!

Shadi Ke Liye Do

Shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet:

Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota Sabko Ek Nazar Se Dekhta Hai.
Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki Sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai....

Shadi Ho Gayi..
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Shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI

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