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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
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An interviewer to an engg
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"
student:,#@! #@#$#
Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya
Student:Same is the situation here
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
NON SMOKERS vs Smoker
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->
U r Very special 4 me.
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
.
.
.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunkay ab wo
dekhne mein
itni khaas nahi Rahi''
Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?
Shopkeepar: Haan hai.
Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
acording 2 a recent
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
Last nite i had a dream.
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....
He smiled & said....
"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
main khud bhi usay b
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Creatively Challenged ?
Artistically Void ?
Socially Hopeless ???
And
Financially Desprate ....????
Congrates You Are A
PAKISTANI .... ;->
Sab Kaho Aameen
Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo...
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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