Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2453 views       Funny

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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare

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Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare
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Laado Ke Lashkaraee
Jagg Magg Kapre Sareey
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS

Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?






S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


"SMART"people day tha:-(
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-