Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2649 views       Funny

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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
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Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->
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Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''