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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
Qabar May Far¡sht
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy
Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,
Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola
"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun
Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,
kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Wedding nite:
Wedding nite:
Dulhan Sardar se,
aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....
SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
.
.
KHUWAB.. :-D
sms sms
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sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
now dont ask me 4 more sms ...
appna raag aap jamaoo
american agency black water
American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z
"Soda Water" ;->
Arz Kia Hai . . .
Arz Kia Hai . . .
Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
Wah Wah . . .
Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
>> "Doctor, doctor
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
molvi pappu ne farmaya
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
Tum bade ho kr kya kroge
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
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