Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3154 views       Funny

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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...


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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Part 2

iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.

Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein

"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"

Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->


Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->

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Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out ;)