Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     1935 views       Funny

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Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
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TA K Khansi Na Ho..


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TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
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Guess why?
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"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
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student:,#@! #@#$#

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"wo meri nawasi hai".

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BOY-Baap re
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