Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

May, 19 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2576 views Funny

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achon se zyada tum

Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O

Naraz ho kia?

Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?

ek sadhu ne car

ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani

Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani

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Donoo Mar Gaye

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Khattam Khanai

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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)

Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

shaadi

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Most Touching Lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

Phool Gir JATe hAin JAb AAP AATe ho

Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho

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AnDhe ho..!

zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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2. Star Plus :-)

U look sweet when

U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

Tiger Kills Goat

Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?

Hippo Said:
Coz

''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->

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Five year old girl

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