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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
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May, 19 2010
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ferrari ki sawari
Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....
Technologies Impact:-
Technologies Impact:-
Dad Emails :
Dear Son,
How Hv U Been?
Ur Mom & I R Fine.
We Miss U A Lot,
Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
Exapmle>
Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"
Flop . . . .
Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
Try this magic
Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
Memon At Petrol Pump
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai
Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...
"papPu"
Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->
PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
a public service msg
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal
Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
Challenge.
1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?
2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?
3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?
4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?
5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
Y did Shahrukh khan
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?
Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
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