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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
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''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
What is a BEST and
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
aao aaj hm dono
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
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Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;->
only one man in a
Only One Man
In A Thousand Is
A Leader Of Men ...
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The Other 999
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Follow Woman ...
Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending
Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
BAy Sharam
BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down
i say Don''t Scrol down
Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye
Woh bhi kya din the
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
New Age Ashiq:
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Aey Phool yeh
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
Teacher asks students.
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
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