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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
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Doctor: your husband
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
balance muft charge karny ka tareeqa
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
What will you
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
t r u t h of
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
A Gorgeous Girl
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study
American: Oh God!
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
In Ghajini
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy
Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy
Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy
Magar
koi CHEENI mangy to
Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
nikal gai thaa kar k.
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?
Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
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