Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2259 views       Funny

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Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..




After That,
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Who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:



"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''


Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"



Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,



Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!

TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES

PLASMA TV
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ka khali dabba

FERRARI CAR
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ka photo

SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka

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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
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