Five year old girl

Five year old girl
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2176 views       Funny

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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly




"Dont try to move from
your seats











Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .


ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->