Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
  

May, 25 2010     233 chars (2 sms)     2383 views       Funny

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Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)


IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
My night r becoming sleepless, my dream r becoming hopeless, i asked God is it love ? God said no.
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Exams r near!
B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang
Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..



"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya