Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa krta tha aur tum ne mery aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout bola hy muj sy. Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi lover nai ha tu.. . . . . phr yay kon hai??? (\./) /.”.)”^——;”; \,,/”(gulabo)\ …….//\\ //\\
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
