Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
  

May, 25 2010     233 chars (2 sms)     2600 views       Funny

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Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
koi gum nahi fir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rista nahi fir bhi ek aas hai,
kahne ko to bahut hai apne,
par tu hi ek khas hai,
jyada khus mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?

mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''

Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter
Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba























aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->