Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
  

May, 25 2010     233 chars (2 sms)     2674 views       Funny

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malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
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A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..



SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..



AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..



MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya



ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky





KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)



CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

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1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
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A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
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Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
A LawYer

Will dO

AnYthInG 2 Win

A CaSe

SomeTimeS

He Will
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1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
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I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
Stupid




I
am
Mental





I
am
Idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->
''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."
The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"
The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
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