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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="
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Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download
Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast
Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable
Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off
Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold
Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok
Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate
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Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
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Artistically Void ?
Socially Hopeless ???
And
Financially Desprate ....????
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PAKISTANI .... ;->
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From A Helicopter
But She Did Not Die
Can U Guess Why ???
Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
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PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
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"OPERATION THEATRE"
barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"
New About
" FARZANA"
In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"
Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->
biggest mystery of m
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1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulas made,
But stil...
X is unknown!!!
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mujhey dar lag raha hay.
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to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
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I uttered those three word
I.....la
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Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...
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I Have Already Signed
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