Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
  

May, 25 2010     233 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Funny

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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,

woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,

Jo jatay hain un k peechay,

wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,

Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,

wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->
Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?


Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...


Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...


Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (: