Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
  

May, 25 2010     233 chars (2 sms)     3100 views       Funny

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!


Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!


Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah


Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,



Nasir





Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,



khan bahi...->



Naisir

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->