Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

May, 25 2010 233 chars (2 sms) 2597 views Funny

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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

"sir! aap mere son

"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.

sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"

Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai

''Police:

''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

An Accountant

An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

ghar ma mera hi hukam chlta hy

Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)

Bv: Shadi se pehle

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

jab light jati hy tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

peshawar ki police k

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

Agar app kaheen

Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?

"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"

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