Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

May, 25 2010 233 chars (2 sms) 3061 views Funny

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Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

?

Give up?

?

?

Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

ek zaruri suchna d

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

Sheikh Sb on death

Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

Wife, pointing at

Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5 Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..

or...

Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...

Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..

GEO MUSHARAF.......;->

''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully

Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

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