Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say nekla aur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pakar ker khub maraadmi utha or bolaTUWADI INA HARKTA TOO KOI JANAT WICH NAI ANDA.
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "