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Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
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May, 22 2010
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Arz kiya hai...
Arz kiya hai...
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
(Wah! Wah!)
Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
The Devils Challenged
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.
We Have Got All The Cricketers,
Said The Angels.
Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
Indian Airlines slogan
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
Pathan Born in JUNGLE
Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN
born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN
Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN
Born in garden GUL khan
&
when Born in a BUS New khan.
Apnay 2005 ke
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
East or West
" FaWad " Is Da BEst .
Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Ek couple date pe tha
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
What is Short but gets
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..
What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?
They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
women
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
5 mushkil tareen kam
Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardan dabana
5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna
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