Yaad hai main

Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
  

May, 22 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     4003 views       Funny

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Warna.........




Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..


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"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!
''Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)
Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.