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Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
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May, 22 2010
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Agar Koi Aap Ko
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho
Pata Hai Kese ???
Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->
Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..
if gal vomits her p
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
Dog:Where are you going?
Dog:Where are you going?
Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.
Since we have the same blood group,
I am going to donate some blood for him.
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,
Car,
Dressing ya bank
balance?
Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
aamir khan ki film
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
"WAZNI"...=P;->
A B C D E
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
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U
V
W
X
Y
Z
WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U
''When i open my
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!
~ Truth ~
~ Truth ~
G o D
m A d E
m A n ...
M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...
M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
Officer: Soldier, do
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
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