Yaad hai main

Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
  

May, 22 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     4048 views       Funny

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A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?


1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo
If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye

Kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai

Aa Ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana Aap K Hain Kon

Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???

Guess


Guess


I More Tym



Ohoooooo...

Its Greece.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye


Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib