Yaad hai main

Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
  

May, 22 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     4394 views       Funny

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Height of embarrasment



Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.
Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
Islmabad
Airport
Par
PIA
Ki
Flight no9
K
Plane
Ki
Seat
no52
Par
Bathe
Passanger
K
Sath
Mai
Khardi
Air hostes
K
Husband
K
Ghar
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mord
par
Mojud
School
Ki
Clas4th
k
Teachr
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
Ki
Buk
K
Page no57
KiLine no10
Mai
LikhaTha
K
Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
Latest Urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
Khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->