Yaad hai main

Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P

May, 22 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2989 views Funny

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60 saAL pehLe CandLe

60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,

MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy

Farq to pArA hy..

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

ao chupan chupai khelty hen

Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

love never dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!

importance of percentage

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

Law Of Love

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Tajj Mehal dekh

Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P

''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

raät k bad din ata hai,

hansi k bad ghum ata hai,

par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.

difference between friend wife

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

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