Yaad hai main

Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
  

May, 22 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     4176 views       Funny

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Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...


Lot kar




aa jao



please




main ne




yaqeen karo



"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....

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KAMEENA..:))
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr Sms Dekhna Aam Hogaya Hai
Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..