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<Br/> <Br/>Sardar ki wife inspecter se! <Br/>Mera husBand ek hafte pehle aalo <Br/>lene gaya tha aBhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( <Br/> <Br/>Inspector Bhi sardar tha Bola:- <Br/>to Behan kuch or paka lo:-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, <Br/>Apna samjho ya Baigana, <Br/> <Br/>Hamara aapka rishta he purana, <Br/>Is liye farz tha aap ko Batana, <Br/> <Br/>kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, <Br/>AB shuru ker do roz nahana! <Br/> <Br/>jao nahao (,?. *,?.) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Accounts k student ki gaali:- <Br/> <Br/>Salay Bounced cheque, <Br/>Dharti pe liaBility, <Br/>Paidaishi Bad deBt, <Br/>Dishonoured Bill, <Br/>Insolvent admi, <Br/>Khandan ka net loss, <Br/> <Br/>tu paida kion howa ? <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>1 Hathi Romantic mood mei <Br/>1 chunti ko cherta hai. <Br/>chunti ghusay mei <Br/>Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: <Br/> <Br/>Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo <Br/>warna mard hamary ghar me B hain <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Do u know whats A B C D E F G? <Br/>A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl <Br/> <Br/>Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? <Br/>Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Do u know whats A B C D E F G? <Br/>A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl <Br/> <Br/>Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? <Br/>Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. <Br/>
GREAT NEWS !!! <Br/>Call Ufone 2 Ufone & Ufone 2 Other Netwrk FREE @ Rs.3/month ... <Br/>Just Type <Br/>"UFONE MERE ABBAY KA HAI" <Br/>& Send it to 420 !!
Wen a Black cat falls down from 60 feet <Br/>wat wil de white cat say <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Don''t think like a philosphr <Br/>cat will only say <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MEeeaAOOon;-)
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions <Br/> <Br/>Waterproof towel <Br/> <Br/>Solar powerd tourch <Br/> <Br/>Book on how to read <Br/> <Br/>Pedal powerd wheelchair <Br/> <Br/>UmBrella with holes to see its raining,:-
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest. <Br/> <Br/>A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise. <Br/> <Br/>A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husBand. (",)
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye puBlic toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
Ufone ka new package. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Kisi B Ufone customer ka moBil set pasand anay pr <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>us sa cheen lejiay" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ufone <Br/>TM HI TO HO...