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If you need advice, <Br/>text me… <Br/>If you need a friend, <Br/>call me… <Br/>If you need me, <Br/>come to me… <Br/>But <Br/>If you need money. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
What’s the diff Between Dava & Daru? <Br/>Dava is like girlfriend, <Br/>that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, <Br/>Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke Bolegi.
When I was Born <Br/>Devil said…Oh Shit!!! <Br/>Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. <Br/>& <Br/>When u were Born devil said … <Br/>Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
HusBand: You know, <Br/>our son got his Brain from me. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: I think he did , <Br/>I still got mine with me
Astronomers say <Br/>“The universe is Finite…” <Br/>Which is a comforting <Br/>Thought <Br/>For those people , <Br/>Who cannot rememBer <Br/>Where they leave Things
<Br/> <Br/>Girlfriend: And are you sure <Br/>you love me and no one else? <Br/> <Br/>Boyfriend: Dead Sure! <Br/>I checked the whole list again yesterday <Br/>
What Happens When <Br/>The Elephant Sat On <Br/>The Mercedes Car … ??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Everyone Knows <Br/>“The Mercedes Bends” ;->
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. <Br/>Shopkeeper: 5 kiss <Br/>Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay <Br/>Shopkeeper: 10 kiss <Br/>Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka Bill dadi dengi
The 1st Advice Of <Br/>Father To His Son <Br/>When Son Got His <Br/>Driving License Made, <Br/>Is <Br/>“RememBer 1 Thing Son <Br/>If U’re Going To Hit <Br/>Anything, Make Sure <Br/>Its Cheap”
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Newspapers me aaya <Br/>50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain. <Br/>Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya. <Br/>Phir aaya . <Br/>50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain. <Br/>TaB ja K mamla Set hoa.