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Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni Bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai aB tum soch rahay ho k kaB yeh Bakwaas message khatam ho ore main Bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo aB tumhari Bari hai.
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA aBhi sms parh raha hai Boss.
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum SaB Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh saB tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
Tum Bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS Bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne Bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati Bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya Bhej rahy they
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jaB saB likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali Bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama IqBal Bi aB is dunya main nahi rahay, meri taBiat Bi aB kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray Bad Pakistan ka kia Banay ga
main Bewakoof main Bewakoof main Bewakoof main Bewakoof main Bewakoof main Bewakoof main Bewakoof ahista Bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
Free stay Free Breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient By torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient By torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!