B SMS Messages22988 messages

"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-) <Br/> <Br/>"Musam Bi SUHANA hai" :-) <Br/> <Br/>"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-) <Br/> <Br/>"Kiya Balance ko 2010 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"
Msrofiat <Br/>Kanjosi <Br/>GurBat <Br/>Laparwahi <Br/>Narazgi <Br/>Balance ki kami <Br/>MoBile ki khraBi <Br/>Alfaz ki killat <Br/>Nakhry <Br/>Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare <Br/>To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu. <Br/>Try Karo <Br/> <Br/>1 <Br/> <Br/>2 <Br/> <Br/>3 <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Aaya? <Br/>Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> ~ ~ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GhaBrane ki koi Bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain <Br/>Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience? <Br/> <Br/>Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself, <Br/>dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience <Br/>:-)
If A Gorilla Catches U, <Br/>What Will U Do? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Know U Both Will Start Playing... <Br/> <Br/>Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
AB PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu, <Br/> <Br/>kyou k....? <Br/> <Br/>GADHA 60,000 ka or <Br/>reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Aik GADHA tha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha, <Br/> <Br/>Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Wo Phir B Sms Parh Raha Tha.. <Br/> <Br/>Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
Pandit nay ap k <Br/>MoBile ki kundli <Br/>Dekh kar Btaya <Br/>hay. <Br/> <Br/>K ap k MoBile par <Br/>Kanjusi ki aatma <Br/>Mandla rahi hay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Foran10$M$ Ki <Br/>Balli de do <Br/>Ta k"SHANTI <Br/>ho jaye.
All flowerz don''t represent Luv But.. <Br/> <Br/>Rose did it. <Br/> <Br/>All Birds can''t speak But.. <Br/> <Br/>Parrot did it. <Br/> <Br/>All monkeys can''t read msgs But.. <Br/> <Br/>U did it. Welldone
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon <Br/> <Br/>Wo PANI ki Thandak <Br/> <Br/>Wo SAABUN ki KhushBu <Br/> <Br/>Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki KhuBsurati <Br/> <Br/>Aap kya Jaano <Br/> <Br/>Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
JaB se tumhein jana hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB se tumhein paya hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Her dua mein tera naam aya hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Taa k pooch sakun raB se k, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooBa <Br/>Banaya hai..?