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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
<Br/> <Br/>wife:honey,what r u looking 4? <Br/>husBand: nothing <Br/> <Br/>wife:why have u Been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? <Br/>husBand: i was just looking 4 the expiry date <Br/>
Wife: You always carry my photo in your
<Br/> <Br/>Wife: You always carry my photo in your handBag to the office. Why? <Br/>Darling : When there is a proBlem, no matter how impossiBle, I look at your picture and the proBlem disappears. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? <Br/>Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other proBlem Can there Be greater than this one? <Br/>
Interviewer to Millionaire
<Br/> <Br/>Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” <Br/>Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” <Br/> <Br/>Interviewer: “Wow, she must Be some woman. <Br/>Interviewer: “What were you Before you married her?” <Br/>Millionaire: “A Billionaire” <Br/>
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? <Br/>A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… <Br/>& <Br/>the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner? <Br/>HusBand : Sure, what are my choices? <Br/>Wife : Yes and no.
Wife:-I will die.
<Br/> <Br/>Wife:-I will die. <Br/>HusBand:- I will also die. <Br/> <Br/>Wife:-why will you die? <Br/>HusBand:-Because main itni khushi <Br/>Bardasht nahin ker sakta:D <Br/>
What is the difference
<Br/> <Br/>What is the difference Between wife & saali? <Br/> <Br/>Saali is Beauty, <Br/>Wife is duy, <Br/> <Br/>Saali is passion, <Br/>Wife is tension, <Br/> <Br/>Saali is patakha, <Br/>Wife is sayapa, <Br/> <Br/>Saali is cool, <Br/>Wife is fool, <Br/> <Br/>Saali is tuty-fruity, <Br/>Wife is qismat futi, <Br/> <Br/>Saali is fresh cake, <Br/>Wife is earth quake…:p <Br/>
Wife: If I die what will u do?
<Br/>Wife: If I die what will u do? <Br/>HusBand: Main paagal ho jaun ga! <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Will u marry again after I die? <Br/>HusBand: Pagal kuch Bhi kar sakta hai <Br/>
Husband: Today is sunday &
<Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Today is sunday & <Br/>I have to enjoy it. <Br/> <Br/>So i Bought 3 movie tickets. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Why three? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents. <Br/>
Husband aur Wife Hotel
HusBand aur Wife Hotel <Br/>me gaye taBhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, <Br/>Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?” <Br/>HusBand:-Tum dimagh kharaB mat karo, <Br/>main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh Bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Husband 2 Wife
<Br/> <Br/>HusBand 2 Wife : Did u Have any Boyfriend Before marriage ?? <Br/>Wife remains silent …… <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? <Br/>Wife : ABBe gin ne to De…. <Br/>
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
<Br/> <Br/>Wife: What is so interesting in me? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!! <Br/>

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