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Importance of thumb…
<Br/> <Br/>Importance of thumB… <Br/> <Br/>Children use it 4 chewing <Br/> <Br/>Illiterate people use it 4 sign <Br/> <Br/>Winners 4 victory <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>AND <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>My FANS use it 4 reading my messages <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Oh….u toooo? <Br/>
Sometimes wen
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, <Br/>wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, <Br/>wen i m happy no 1 c my smile <Br/>lekin… <Br/>sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay <Br/>to saB dekh lete hai..
Train main 1 macha
<Br/> <Br/>Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe Baitha, <Br/>woh usko pakar k kha gaya! <Br/> <Br/>Phir 1 machar memon pe Baitha, <Br/>us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Khareedo gay?:D:D:D <Br/>
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
<Br/> <Br/>Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge, <Br/>Dil mein jo he kisi ko Bata na sako ge, <Br/> <Br/>Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche, <Br/>Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p <Br/>
A sardar ji pulled
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a Burning house… <Br/>still he was in jail…….why? <Br/>coz all the 6 were fire Brigade staff !
Fact about women:
Fact aBout women: <Br/>They can see a hair of a girl <Br/>on their husBand’s coat from 20 meters, <Br/>But can’t see a pillar from 2 meters <Br/>while parking a car . . . :-D
Misuse of English!
<Br/> <Br/>Misuse of English! <Br/> <Br/>A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear <Br/>So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da BlackBoard <Br/>& <Br/>said: <Br/>“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D <Br/>
Smile to old means Respect
<Br/> <Br/>Smile to old means Respect <Br/> <Br/>Smile to child mean Innocence <Br/> <Br/>Smile to friend means Care <Br/> <Br/>Smile in front of moBile, a mental case! <Br/> <Br/>Still smiling? ;-) <Br/>Pagal ey oy <Br/>
Husband wanted to call the hospital
<Br/> <Br/>HusBand wanted to call the hospital <Br/>to ask aBout his pregnant wife, <Br/>But accidently called the cricket stadium. <Br/> <Br/>He asks, “How’s the situation?” <Br/> <Br/>He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. <Br/> <Br/>They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, <Br/>hope to get another 7 out By lunch, <Br/>last one was a duck!”..:-P <Br/>
Most interesting line written
Most interesting line written <Br/>on the front of T-shirt of a girl, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Excuse me ! <Br/>My face is aBove.;-)
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
<Br/> <Br/>A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing <Br/>that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p <Br/> <Br/>A silent msg f0r all studnts;-) <Br/>
Munna bhai:
Munna Bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye Bakra hai ya Bakri?” <Br/>circuit:”simple Bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, <Br/>ager Bhaga to Bakra <Br/>aur ager Bhagi to Bakri.

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