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Preeto 2 maid:
<Br/> <Br/>Preeto 2 maid: <Br/>Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that <Br/>Banta is having an affair with his secretary. <Br/> <Br/>Kanta: I don’t Believe it! <Br/>U r just trying 2 make me jealous. <Br/>
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He
<Br/> <Br/>Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match Box, But it didnt light. <Br/> <Br/>He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully Blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. <Br/> <Br/>“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man. <Br/> <Br/>Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.” <Br/>
Banta owned a factory.
<Br/> <Br/>Banta owned a factory. <Br/>He issued orders that only married <Br/>men would Be employed. <Br/>Friend asks: Why this ? <Br/> <Br/>Bant reply: <Br/>Because married men are more oBedient. <Br/>
Salesman:This computer will
<Br/> <Br/>Salesman:This computer will <Br/>cut your workload By 50%. <Br/> <Br/>Santa:That is great, <Br/>I will take two of them:p <Br/>
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
<Br/> <Br/>Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? <Br/> <Br/>A:- They think their picture is Being taken. <Br/>
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
<Br/> <Br/>Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. <Br/>Driver adjusted miror. <Br/>Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. <Br/> <Br/>Go & sit Back. I will drive auto…:D <Br/>
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. <Br/>Friend: Y? <Br/>Sardar: Got upper Berth. <Br/>Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? <Br/>Sardar: oye, there was noBody <Br/>2 exchange in the lower Birth..
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
<Br/> <Br/>Newspaper Mein News Lugi K <Br/>“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys” <Br/> <Br/>The Sardars Protested. <Br/> <Br/>Next Day News Lagi K <Br/>“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” <Br/> <Br/>The Sardars CeleBrated. <Br/>
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main <Br/>kahin Bhi ungli lagao to Bohat dard hota hai, <Br/>Doctor suggested full Body Xray <Br/>when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train <Br/>itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye <Br/>Sardar Bhag k train mein charha <Br/>or <Br/>apni wife se Bola <Br/>jaB khyBer female aye to tum Bhi ajana
Sardar made a call to the airport.
<Br/> <Br/>Sardar made a call to the airport. <Br/> <Br/>Asked,”How long is the journey from PunjaB to America?” <Br/> <Br/>Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!! <Br/>
Teacher to Sardar:f
Teacher to Sardar: What is NumBer “Seven” , Even or Odd <Br/>Sardar: Even <Br/>Teacher: How can you make seven even? <Br/>Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

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