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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
Santa cuts sides of the capsule <Br/>Before taking it? <Br/>Guess why? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>To avoid the side effects!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. <Br/>Next day he closed his Bank account. Know why? <Br/>Because the Bank’s slogan was: <Br/>We make your dreams come true…
Santa:
<Br/> <Br/>Santa: <Br/>Major Rohail told me T.V caBel is not good for kids, <Br/>they don’t study,so i got rid of it <Br/> <Br/>Banta: Good? <Br/>Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed <Br/>
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
A lady calls Santa for repairing door Bell, <Br/>Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. <Br/>Lady calls again, Santa replies, <Br/>I’m coming daily since 4 days, <Br/>I press the Bell But no one comes out.
A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: <Br/>Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. <Br/>Santa rushes home and came Back within <Br/>half an hour and slapped the man <Br/>and said: <Br/>“He’s not my friend.”
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. <Br/>Banta, who was just Behind him in <Br/>the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. <Br/>Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the Butter out of the window? <Br/>A: He wanted to see Butterfly!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump <Br/>sees a Board Don”t use MoBile Here, <Br/>he Picks his MoBile Phone, <Br/>Calls everyone from his phone <Br/>& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Banta ask santa: what will you
<Br/> <Br/>Banta ask santa: what will you <Br/>advise your children aBout marriage? <Br/> <Br/>Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and <Br/>I’ll give same advice to my children also. <Br/>
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
<Br/> <Br/>Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. <Br/> <Br/>Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. <Br/>Banta Singh : Ok <Br/>Interviewer : Made in India <Br/>Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan <Br/>Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up <Br/>Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down <Br/>Interviewer : Maxi Mum <Br/>Banta Singh : Mini Dad <Br/>Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat <Br/>Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat <Br/>Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat <Br/>Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat <Br/>Interviewer : I say you get out! <Br/>Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in <Br/>Interviewer : I reject you! <Br/>Banta Singh : You appoint me <Br/>
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
<Br/> <Br/>Santa sing ka 20 saal Bad Bacha hua. <Br/>Wo udas ho gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? <Br/>Santa : 20 sal Baad Bacha huwa wo Bhi itna sa. <Br/>
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
<Br/> <Br/>Banta to his new Bride, Preeto, <Br/>“Now that we are married, <Br/>do you think you will Be aBle <Br/>to live on my small income?” <Br/> <Br/>“Of course, dear, no trouBle,” she replied. <Br/>“But what will you live on?” <Br/>

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