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<Br/>2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
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<Br/>Sardar1:Look so many Bandages,
<Br/>pakka truck accident case hai.
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<Br/>Sardar2: Aaho,
<Br/>truck numBer Bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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<Br/>Do U know why a sardar ji kept
<Br/>the door open while taking a Bath?
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<Br/>Because he was scared that someone
<Br/>might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
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Sardar got joB in a telenor call centre.
<Br/>Customer: telelenor sim Blocked what to do?
<Br/>Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
<Br/>put warid sim.
<Br/>Thank you for calling ufone.
In a practical Exam
<Br/>Examiner showed legs of Bird n said:Tell the Bird’s name
<Br/>Sardar:I dont know
<Br/>Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
<Br/>Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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<Br/>Q:Why is a Sardarji standing Below
<Br/>a tuBe light with a open mouth?
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<Br/>A:Because his doctor advised him
<Br/>“Today’s dinner should Be light”
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<Br/>Wife Running After A GarBage Truck:
<Br/>Am I Too Late For The GarBage?
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<Br/>HuBBy Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
<Br/>Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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<Br/>HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
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<Br/>If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
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<Br/>M0ral:
<Br/>always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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<Br/>Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
<Br/>so I would Be in ur hands allday.
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<Br/>HusBand: I too wish that u were
<Br/>a newspapers so I could have
<Br/>a new one everyday.
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<Br/>HusBand asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
<Br/>Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
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<Br/>WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
<Br/>With Idiot For Ever
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