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Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA <Br/> <Br/>Khalq-e-khuda ko shaB-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA <Br/> <Br/>Band kar ke Bijli sulgti doophar mai <Br/> <Br/>Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : " <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wazarat e Bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...." <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sorry, aBhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
BREAKING NEWS <Br/> <Br/>Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge. <Br/> <Br/>Bache nahi <Br/> <Br/>Q k <Br/> <Br/>Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachon ki NAHI.
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA, <Br/> <Br/>Snday k Baad Mnday Ayega, <Br/> <Br/>Puray mahinay lìght nhi Bill phr B Ayega, <Br/> <Br/>Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge, <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy <Br/> <Br/>Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon <Br/> <Br/>K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko <Br/> <Br/>Phr Se Load Shading Ke <Br/>Khush KhaBri Sunai Jaige... =P <Br/> <Br/>Apka Khadim <Br/>Asif Ali Zardar <Br/>Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Arz kiya hai... <Br/> <Br/>"Irshad..Irshad" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie'' <Br/> <Br/>Wah..Wah.. <Br/> <Br/>Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie'' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Oye hoay ghar Bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.
Taste this SMS <Br/>Did u feel da taste of ginger? <Br/>No? <Br/>Sure? <Br/>Well….. <Br/>BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Your network tariff has changed! <Br/>Call charges are now calculated according to Brain size. <Br/>The smaller the cheaper! <Br/>Congrats You can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. <Br/>They said, <Br/>“We want 2 disturB some good person.” <Br/>I suggest them your name. <Br/>They said, <Br/>“We cannot disturB our Boss.”
Press down if you think you are MAD, <Br/>I can’t Believe u did that! <Br/>Again? <Br/>For God Sake! <Br/>Why u still doing it? <Br/>Truth is out now! <Br/>MENTAL CASE:P
<Br/> <Br/>JuBse tumhe dekha hai, <Br/> <Br/>Mera <Br/> <Br/>Raat ko <Br/>Din ko <Br/>SuBha ko <Br/>Sham ko <Br/>Khate waqt <Br/>peete waqt <Br/>Sote waqt <Br/>Jagte waqt <Br/> <Br/>Hans hans k Bura haal he <Br/>
Hey Dear Kaha ho <Br/>Yar Pata Hai KaB Se Wait kar RAha Hoo <Br/>Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana <Br/>Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna <Br/>Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir <Br/>Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..