B SMS Messages22988 messages

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay, <Br/> <Br/>Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay, <Br/> <Br/>Sms Bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar, <Br/> <Br/>Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a <Br/>
Aaae, <Br/> <Br/>Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy <Br/> <Br/>Bole To <Br/> <Br/>Ek dum khalas <Br/> <Br/>Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To <Br/> <Br/>4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal <Br/> <Br/>warna khalas.
\ / <Br/> \/ <Br/> /\ <Br/> 0 0 <Br/> <Br/>Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki JaiB kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo
American : "our dogs find BomBs" <Br/>Japanese : "our fish play footBalls" <Br/>Pakistanis : "ye to kuch Bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay Bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka numBer do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka numBer diya to"SHETAN"Bola,aBay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka numBer hay.
Tip Of The Day: <Br/>Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket, <Br/>U Kno Y? <Br/>WhenEver U Face Any ProBlem <Br/>Just C Ur Pic <Br/>& Say 3 Times; <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"If i Can FaceThis, <Br/>i Can Face AnyThing!
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1.duniya k 95% log apni zuBan upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat KhuBsurt Ho <Br/> <Br/>Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo <Br/> <Br/>Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana <Br/> <Br/>Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain <Br/> <Br/>wah wah <Br/> <Br/>Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he, <Br/> <Br/>is se Bari imarat Banaunga, <Br/> <Br/>mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi, <Br/> <Br/>tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
Lamha lamha <Br/>Faza mein <Br/>Ek <Br/>Shoar ho rha ha, <Br/> <Br/>Bina SmS k <Br/>Dil <Br/>Bore ho rha ha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye network <Br/>Ki kharaBi ha <Br/>Ya <Br/>Mera <Br/> <Br/>YAÄR <Br/> <Br/>Kuttay ki neend <Br/>So rha hai...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear! <Br/>Aapko kya laga Aap nhi Bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj <Br/>"International Donkey Day" <Br/>hay. <Br/>Naughty aB thnx Bol k sharmnda na krna.