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It''s the sweetest

It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the Bed, on a sofa, in the Bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God Bless ur naughty mind.

Gal: Do u have

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How aBout this card, it says ''To the only Boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Wife ko Begum

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke Baad saare gum to husBand ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Ek msg roz, keep

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me Bees, aap pehle ek to Bhejo plz...

Allah Aap ko sub

Allah Aap ko suB kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur Bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach Bhi acha nahin hota

God has given Eyes:

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To rememBer U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

College ki galyon

College ki galyon main ajeeB khel hota hay... Class k Bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

ONE DAY A MAN

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

Dad 2Son

Dad 2Son:Whn I Beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothBrush

The more I learn

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I Be learning??

Kar diya izhare-ishq

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki Bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse Bhi ishq kare KhamBhaqat neend Bahut aati hai

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