B SMS Messages22988 messages

Larki apne B.F. se: <Br/>Mera Bacha! <Br/>Mera Shoonu! <Br/>Mera Gugluu! <Br/>Shadi Karo Gey? <Br/>Bolo BaBy … <Br/> <Br/>B.F.: <Br/>Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
1 pathan or sardar ki khooB pitai hui. <Br/>Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue <Br/>pakre gaye or us per Bolte hen <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
Boy U r d Sunshine <Br/>Of My Life ! <Br/>Without U Life’s Like A <Br/>Dreamy Cloud ! <Br/>U r In My Heart Like A <Br/>Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! <Br/>Girl: Now Go Further <Br/>I’ve 2 Listen More <Br/>Weather Report :p
Dil Badal na dena sim ki terha <Br/>MohaBBat low na krna Battery ki terha <Br/>Pyar kam na krna Balance ki terha <Br/>Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or Bola <Br/>k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? <Br/>Doctor:300 rs. <Br/>Sheikh:chlain doctor sahaB. <Br/>Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? <Br/>Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, <Br/>Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
Attitude of girls: <Br/> <Br/>When a Boy sends dirty sms <Br/>she laughs for 10 minutes, <Br/>forward dat to her friends n <Br/>then replies the Boy. <Br/>“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? <Br/>Because <Br/>BaBa Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said <Br/>“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
<Br/> <Br/>Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay <Br/>ghari dein tu suit mang lena. <Br/>Scooter dein tu car mang lena, <Br/>dokan dien tu ghar <Br/> <Br/>Beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon? <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: <Br/>What should Be in a <Br/>Book to make it a Bestseller? <Br/> <Br/>Tommy: <Br/>A girl on the cover <Br/>and <Br/>no cover on the girl. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives <Br/> <Br/>“Monopoly is always damaging <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Competition improves service”. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Define a True Music Lover? <Br/> <Br/>A Girl singing in a Bathroom <Br/>While Taking Bath <Br/>and a Boy Near the Keyhole <Br/>is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. <Br/>
Teacher says to student, In AlgeBra <Br/>A=B <Br/>& <Br/>B=C. <Br/>It means A=C. <Br/> <Br/>Now give relevant example. <Br/>Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, <Br/>It means that I love your daughter